Please, Don't Touch Anything:

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Please, Don't Touch Anything: is an Android app from ForwardXP in the Puzzle category, currently rated 4.4★ across 303 ratings. Initial signal reads as mixed reviews: supporters praise core features while critics cite stability and value gaps.
Quality Score is 62: Solid (established niche player). For a Puzzle app, that means established niche player. The full BU Investment Matrix below scores 8 dimensions including monetisation, growth, and operational risk.
Track changes month-over-month in the Performance section below: live snapshot history and revenue forecast included.
- Title & subtitle keyword fit
- Description hook & conversion structure
- Screenshots, ratings, reviews strategy
📊 Performance Tracking LIVE
Synthetic estimate. Inputs: category complexity, file size, screen count, monetization layer, platform reach, age × team-size proxy. Calibrated against 2024-2026 indie-agency rate surveys. Full math + source list on /methodology.
| 🧱 MVP baseline (design + 1-store ship) | +$28K |
| 📱 5 unique screens × $4.5K | +$22K |
| ⚙ Puzzle complexity ×1.60 | +$30K |
| 🌐 Cross-platform reach (iOS + Android) | +$44K |
Synthetic estimate. Multiple band derived from ad-supported + age, rating quality, category demand, and user-base maturity. Calibrated against 2024-2026 indie-app-marketplace closed-deal medians. Full math + comparable deal list on /methodology.
| 📺 Ad-supported base | 15× MRR |
| ⭐ ★ rating ≥ 4.4 (solid) | +8% |
| 🏷 Puzzle category multiple | -12% |
| ⭐ Small user base (<1K ratings) | -8% |
Synthetic estimate from ratings × category benchmarks. Calibrated against 2024-2026 mobile-attribution retention + DAU/MAU reports. Numbers are US-storefront-equivalent — true global audience can be 5-10× larger for international apps. Full math + source list on /methodology.
| 📲 Puzzle engagement | ~160 installs / rating |
| 🔁 Puzzle D30 retention | 10% |
| 📍 DAU / MAU stickiness | 0.32 |
Heuristic guess from app bundle size, category, store description signals, and release-date stack era. Bumetric does not disassemble binaries — for binary-level certainty you would need an SDK intelligence tool or the manifest itself. Reasoning chain on the right. Full ruleset on /methodology.
| 🏷 Category context | Puzzle |
| 📦 Tiny game bundle | → Native 2D engine |
How we forecast this revenue
MEDIUM CONFIDENCEBU Investment Matrix
Early-stage solo · 43/100INDIE TIERexpected for tier- 💰 Revenue: Modest — $1K - $11K/mo · INDIE tier · medium confidence, trajectory unclear.
- ⭐ Quality: 4.43★ across 303 reviews — solid.
- 📍 Market: Not yet charting in any of the 9 monitored markets.
- 📈 Growth: last update 308d ago — slow cadence.
- ⚠️ Risk: Low — no material risk signals detected.
💰 Forecast Revenue / mo
MODEL| Paid app ($4.99)METRIC | +$2,800 | |
| 5 starREVIEW | +$1,800 | |
| Good rating (4.4★)METRIC | +$800 | |
| Established app (6y old)METRIC | +$800 | |
| Early-stage install base (303 ratings)METRIC | +$400 |
📈 Reviews Growth
LIVE⭐ Rating Trend
LIVEProfile & Insights
Identification
- App name
- Please, Don't Touch Anything:
- Developer
- ForwardXP
- Bundle ID
- com.forwardxp.pdtaclassic
- App Store URL
- Open in App Store
- Category
- Puzzle
- Content rating
- Not found
- Languages
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Company
- Website
- www.forwardgs.com
- Tagline
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- Description
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- Founded
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- HQ / Address
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- Employees
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- Logo
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Revenue
- Verified revenue / mo
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- AI revenue estimate / mo
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- AI annual estimate
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- ML model estimate / mo
- $276/mo
- Top-grossing rank
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- All-time revenue
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- Pricing
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Founder
Funding
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Contacts & Socials
📈Ratings growth303 ratings+55% lifetimeShow 3-year history estimate ▾
📝 About this app
Covering for a colleague taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is pushing the damn button.
Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.
FEATURES
- 25 devious enigmas
- Singular pixel art
- Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack… View full description on the official store →
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