What Haywire Hospital actually does (from store listing)
From the makers of Naughty Kitties
Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) !
Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!
As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses!…
Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) !
Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!
As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!
In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)
You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff
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