Funny Kids Poems

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Funny Kids Poems
Funny Kids Poems is an iOS app from MAX MOBILE, OOO in the Food & Drink category, currently rated 3.8★ across 53 ratings. Initial signal reads as mostly critical sentiment so far: users flag rough edges and unmet expectations.
Quality Score is 57: Solid (established niche player). For a Food & Drink app, that means established niche player. The full BU Investment Matrix below scores 8 dimensions including monetisation, growth, and operational risk.
Track changes month-over-month in the Performance section below: live snapshot history and revenue forecast included.
- Title & subtitle keyword fit
- Description hook & conversion structure
- Screenshots, ratings, reviews strategy
📊 Performance Tracking LIVE
Synthetic estimate. Inputs: category complexity, file size, screen count, monetization layer, platform reach, age × team-size proxy. Calibrated against 2024-2026 indie-agency rate surveys. Full math + source list on /methodology.
| 🧱 MVP baseline (design + 1-store ship) | +$28K |
| 📱 5 unique screens × $4.5K | +$22K |
| 📦 Asset bundle (58 MB) | +$3K |
| ⚙ Food & Drink complexity ×1.10 | +$5K |
| ⚙ 14.9y maintenance × ~1-person team | +$89K |
Synthetic estimate. Multiple band derived from ad-supported + age, rating quality, category demand, and user-base maturity. Calibrated against 2024-2026 indie-app-marketplace closed-deal medians. Full math + comparable deal list on /methodology.
| 📺 Ad-supported base | 15× MRR |
| 📅 14.9y proven track record | +20% |
| ⭐ ★ rating 3.5-4.0 (mixed) | -8% |
| ⭐ Small user base (<1K ratings) | -8% |
Heuristic guess from app bundle size, category, store description signals, and release-date stack era. Bumetric does not disassemble binaries — for binary-level certainty you would need an SDK intelligence tool or the manifest itself. Reasoning chain on the right. Full ruleset on /methodology.
| 📦 App bundle size | 58 MB |
| 🏷 Category context | Food & Drink |
| 📦 Small-mid iOS bundle | → Native Swift / UIKit (pre-2020 era) |
Heuristic risk score from time-since-last-update + ratings velocity proxy + Editor's Choice / curated featuring signals. Calibrated against 2024-2025 app-store ranking decay reports. Not a guarantee — a quiet app with a healthy codebase looks the same as an abandoned one until something breaks. Full math on /methodology.
| 📅 9 months since last update | Concerning gap |
| 👥 Small user base (53 ratings) + 14.9y old | +10% (solo-project pattern) |
How we forecast this revenue
MEDIUM CONFIDENCEBU Investment Matrix
Early-stage solo · 41/100INDIE TIERexpected for tier- 💰 Revenue: Modest — $1K - $7K/mo · INDIE tier · medium confidence, trajectory unclear.
- ⭐ Quality: 3.79★ across 53 reviews — weak — significant quality concerns.
- 📍 Market: Not yet charting in any of the 9 monitored markets.
- 📈 Growth: last update 264d ago — slow cadence.
- ⚠️ Risk: Low — no material risk signals detected.
💰 Forecast Revenue / mo
MODEL| Paid app ($0.00)METRIC | +$2,800 | |
| 5 starREVIEW | +$1,800 | |
| Mature app (14y old)METRIC | +$1,500 | |
| Single-language (English only)METRIC | −$400 | |
| Pre-traction phase (53 ratings)METRIC | −$300 |
📈 Reviews Growth
LIVE⭐ Rating Trend
LIVE🆕 What's New · v1.4.1
We have polished animations, fixed minor bugs, and made small usability improvements to ensure a smoother and more enjoyable reading experience for kids and parents.… Full release notes →
Profile & Insights
Identification
- App name
- Funny Kids Poems
- Developer
- MAX MOBILE, OOO
- Bundle ID
- com.wearefaces.funnykidspoems
- App Store URL
- Open in App Store
- Category
- Food & Drink
- Content rating
- 4+
- Languages
- EN
Company
- Website
- Not found
- Tagline
- Today
- Description
- Find apps and games for iPhone, iPad, Mac, and more on the App Store.
- Founded
- Not found
- HQ / Address
- Not found
- Employees
- Not found
- Logo
- Available
Revenue
- Reported revenue signal / mo
- Not found
- AI revenue estimate / mo
- Not found
- AI annual estimate
- Not found
- Model estimate / mo
- $3.1K/mo
- Top-grossing rank
- Outside top 100 in US Food & Drink
- All-time revenue
- Not found
- Pricing
- Not found
Founder
Funding
Press & Links
Contacts & Socials
📈Ratings growth53 ratings+2550% lifetimeShow 3-year history estimate ▾
📝 About this app
Funny Kids Poems is a playful, interactive book designed for children up to 6 years old. It combines short, joyful rhymes with colorful animations that invite kids to explore, tap, and play while reading.
Inside the app you will find 12 beautifully illustrated and animated pages with poems by Marina Lindholm. Each page reacts to touch, bringing characters to life and turning reading into an engaging experience for young children.
English version available… View full description on the official store →
What Worked™ · Development Pipeline
15 EVENTS TRACKEDMulti-Country Performance
Available in 9 of 9 monitored markets| Market | Rating | Reviews | Current version |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🇦🇺 AU | 4.66667★ | 3 | 4.66667★ this version |
| 🇧🇷 BR | 0★ | 0 | — |
| 🇨🇦 CA | 2.33333★ | 6 | 2.33333★ this version |
| 🇩🇪 DE | 5★ | 1 | 5★ this version |
| 🇫🇷 FR | 0★ | 0 | — |
| 🇬🇧 GB | 4.25★ | 4 | 4.25★ this version |
| 🇮🇳 IN | 5★ | 1 | 5★ this version |
| 🇯🇵 JP | 1★ | 1 | 1★ this version |
| 🇺🇸 US | 3.79245★ | 53 | 3.79245★ this version |
Track this app’s revenue
FREE📝 Description
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Why low confidence: only 53 ratings · no founder-verified revenue (model estimate only) · revenue figure is directional only.



